Doug__YEA DUDE, I ROCK

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:54:49 GMT

crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared
but only the devil responded, cause god wasn't there

tonight at work many people agreed that i was probably a dinosaur in my past life
fuck yea!

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 21:56:37 GMT

when was the last time that you looked up,
gazed upon a shopping mall and said, "how beautiful"

i wanna go home

Sat, 27 May 2006 03:37:49 GMT

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probabiliy, a Sperm Whale had been called into existance, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. Since this isn't a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creatre had very little time to come to terms with its identitity. This is what it thought, as it fell;

Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, whats this roaring sound, wooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And whats this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! Thats it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[Dies]

wow...

Mon, 15 May 2006 03:37:55 GMT

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:34:11 GMT

oh hey wats goin on

SLAM
http://www.purevolume.com/shanks

take a listen and leave me lots of feedback!!!!!!

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:35:19 GMT

yo so things have been goin my way
and i fucking love it

but i still feel bad cuz it seems like every1 else is upset

YAY FOR PROMOTING SHANKS ON LIVEJOURNAL!

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:17:47 GMT

a more updated post from before

please please please please please come see my band:

OCTOBER 30TH, 1:00-4:00
Beechwood Park, Hillsdale
FREE
with silverfish and MORE

NOVEMBER 5TH 6:30-10:00
Washington Twp Y: 605 Pascack Road, Washingtn Township
5 bucks at door
WITH:
Exit 157
Verona Fair
Twelve Angry Men
A True Story
Avenue
Dispute to Flames
The Medic
Garden Level Apt
The Medics
Afe Shaven

PLEASE TRY TO GO

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 04:01:11 GMT

come to my bands shows!!!!

october 30th at beechwood park in hillsdale with fikus and other peeps

and

november 5th at washington twp Y with the medic, verona fair, and more peeps!!!

PLEASE GO

Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:25:30 GMT

livejournal is bullshit

i will no longer be taking part in it

i am not goin to delete my livejournal because i want to read others but i will no longer be updating

i realize that the reason why i started lj was to jump on the bandwagon, which makes me a hypocrite. since then its all jsut been a silent battle for comments. IT HAS ALL BEEN BULLSHIT

so here is my last post:

i dont want to go back to school. i miss alot of people. this summer was an amazing one. i learned so much this summer, more than any school could ever teach me. i love all of u, and im sry if ive ever pissed u off in the past.

peace

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 22:33:48 GMT

IM PUTTING IT UP AGAIN BECAUSE I DIDNT GET ANY MAIL LAST TIME ASSHOLES!

Doug Kallin
Pac Village
Frost Valley YMCA
2000 Frost Valley Road
Claryville, NY 12725

see ya in another 2 weeks
<3

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 17:36:11 GMT

ok homies, im goin away to summer camp tomorrow, and i fucking lvoe it there so much! im so fuckign ahppy to be leaving

if some1 wrote me that wud awesome:

Doug Kallin
Pac Village
Frost Valley YMCA
2000 Frost Valley Road
Claryville, NY 12725

EDIT:
IF U DONT WRITE I WILL CASTRATE U!

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 05:22:46 GMT

"In the past their dynamic sound has melded combinations of reggae, ska, hardcore, new wave, jazz and indie rock, each album progressing musically from the last."

fuck yea bitches AUGUST 17th!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 13 May 2005 05:04:25 GMT

"a herd of 6 elephants..."

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:09:54 GMT

"We are still writing and demo'ing songs for our new full-length which we will start recording in late May. This should mean a release date at the beginning of fall but we'll keep you updated. All we can tell you now is that it is an RXB record, it will, in all honesty, probably rock your face clean off. Serious".

shit, any1 else excited...or is it jsut me?

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:54:31 GMT

comment to be added

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 04:03:30 GMT

im goin to make this friends only

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 16:19:14 GMT

i had to go to the emergency room 2nd period cuz i was bleeding out my ear......

weekend gonna be sweet

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:38:12 GMT

why the fuck did i get 168 comments??????

why the fuck is a billion ernies so good???

PLEASE READ THIS

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:48:33 GMT

If you were ever to read anything on my livejournal, please read this:

No election, whether fair or fraudulent, can legitimize criminal wars on foreign countries, torture, the wholesale violation of human rights, and the end of science and reason. He does not speak for us. He does not represent us. He does not act in our name.

The Grand Canyon was not created by a biblical flood.

Women are not human incubators.

Breast cancer is not retribution for having an abortion.

AIDS is not a punishment from God.

Evolution happened.

Religion can never be compulsory.

This government may claim to make its own reality. But i will not allow it to make mine. AND I HOPE YOU DO NOT ALLOW IT TO MAKE YOURS

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 17:48:37 GMT

thank god its finally the weekend....this week was so long

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 15:56:17 GMT

http://us.ratemyteachers.com/SelectTeacher.php?sid=12884&orderby=lname&type=0

hahahah check it out

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 05:02:29 GMT

goro and doug chat about amsterdam

(01:00:07) sloppydoug1690: lol its the international weed and prostitue city of the world
(01:00:11) A Failed Affair: lol
(01:00:12) A Failed Affair: no
(01:00:18) A Failed Affair: that would be my pants buddy

that made my really shitty day a bit better

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 04:00:46 GMT

"a girl asked me if i want a frozen bananna and i sed no, but i want a regular bananna later, so....yea"

-ill miss u mitch hedberg

lyric of the month:
"if your paying income tax then your helping to build BOMBS. What do you have to say about that?" rx bandits

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 06:56:25 GMT

hmmm i still dont know how i wud answer this question:

Would you rather be a slave in heaven or a star in hell?

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:52:18 GMT

if i ever say the words "i wanna move to florida" i give u permission to punch me in the face
no matter how old and senial i get, im never moving down there

i never thought i wud be so happy to be going bak to jersey

ill be bak in 4 hours

rip mitch